You’ve seen me post before about how roaches are the nastiest things in the world. I still feel that way, haven’t changed my mind, but now have to add another, even more horrifying bug to my list of fears. Check out this insect photo…
It is MASSIVE. I was walking barefoot across the screened-in porch and almost stepped on it! OMG! I would have had a heart attack and then a stroke and then another heart attack.
It turned out to be dead and I was still terrified of it. When I was trying to take pictures of it, the wind kept blowing it over and blowing it closer to me. I was out on the porch screaming and taking pictures while my husband and three kids sat on the couch and laughed at me through the window.
Doesn’t it look like some sort of Maniacal Gonzo Killer Bug?!?
So I now know that these bugs exist. And are living in my yard and on my porch and may have possibly gotten into the house. I’ve been sleeping with the light on at night since then, hoping they don’t like light.
If I ever disappear and you all can’t find me, please let the authorities know that I was probably carried off into the woods by some of these monster-bugs….